Election '08
Written by Matthew Locke at 12:10 PM
Here are my reactions to the debate from beginning to end. I've cleaned up the grammar but otherwise left them intact.
9:01 And we're off! Look at those guys: so old and cranky, so young and virile, so awkward a handshake. I wonder if McCain will ask Obama why he let Bill Ayers ghostwrite his autobiography.
9:02 Bob Schieffer's twisted sense of humor? ‘Let’s tell the people some things they haven’t heard.' Pause. 'It's been another bad day on Wall Street.'
9:07 McCain looked at Obama! He looked right at him!
9:08 Now McCain is looking directly into the camera. I've said before he should do this more often, but now that he's doing it I just wish he’d look away.
9:10 Class warfare!!! Yikes. Very 1968. And four minutes on Joe the plumber -- what the frack?
9:11 ‘We’re talking about Joe the plumber!’ McCain's really gotta stop laughing at his own terrible jokes. Dude -- nobody else thinks you're a laugh riot.
9:12 Mccain is REALLY aggressive tonight. I don’t know how well that works, but Obama seems off his game.
9:15 McCain starts an answer with, ‘During the depression, we had. . .’ This guy is old as balls. His advisers are probably lunging at the TV.
9:17 McCain opposes ethanol subsidies. Word.
9:19 Obama's handling this wrong. He shouldn't let McCain get away with claiming he'd have an across-the-board spending freeze on, like, the day after proposing a $60bn stimulus and $300bn mortgage bailout.
9:19 ‘Do either of you think you can balance the budget?’ Ross might disagree with me here but I think this is a stupid question. It keeps coming up and seems to be based on the faulty premise that it's most important to eliminate government spending during a recession.
9:20 ‘If you wanted to run against Bush you should’ve run four years ago.’ Wow. Good line. I think Rich Lowry just saw little starbursts.
9:22 Obama's answer on the $42k tax hike lie is pretty good -- ‘Even fox news disputes it!’ Ends by re-tying McCain to Bush.
9:23 I'm watching on CNN. Oh, squiggly lines, squiggly lines, your sweet siren's song gets me every time.
9:24 Scheiffer lowers the boom on nasty campaigning –- will McCain man up?
9:25 ‘It’s all Obama’s fault because he wouldn’t do town hall meetings.’ Whiner.
9:25 Blasting John Lewis. Dude, I don't think this is going to go over well. Squiggly lines tell me it isn't. ‘Whenever there have been out of bounds remarks by Republicans I have repudiated them.’ Have you John? 'Palling around with terrorists' -- didn't your running-mate say that?
9:27 '100% of your ads are negative' -- true -- then Obama spins away, back to issues. Good. His response, I think, just about pitch-perfect: firm, not defensive, brings it back to what matters.
9:29 Man, McCain looks PISSED.
9:31 Obama's going there about the rallies, and he's defending John Lewis -- I don’t know if that's a good idea, but McCain’s interruptions makes him look like a jerk.
9:32 Obama just looks so much more Presidential. McCain looks petty and ANGRY. Keeps interrupting. Temper tantrum!
9:32 ‘I’m proud of the people that come to my rallies!’ Whoa. Considering news coverage of his rallies that was a bad answer. He’s so ANGRY –- almost unhinged. The base must be loving this.
9:34 Giant McCain tongue jut. Interrupting now to bring up Ayers and ACORN. Whoa -- they're destroying the fabric of democracy?! Makes Sean Hannity look demure.
9:37 Obama explains ACORN pretty well. Then: 'Let’s talk about who I REALLY associate with' -- probably the campaign's prepared answer to Ayers. ‘Says more about your campaign than it says about me.’
9:38 Ayers and-- what, economy and jobs and Obama raising taxes? Holy non-sequitor, Batman!
9:39 Bob Scheiffer brings up running mates. Unlike Brokaw he's not just recycling the same questions from the last two debates. I could kiss him on the lips right now. Oh, I think I just threw up in my mouth.
9:42 ‘Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin.' THAT’s the problem, John. Look at those squiggly lines; men are loving Sarah Palin, women -- not so much.
9:46 Planning to eliminate dependence on Middle East and Venezuelan oil in FOUR YEARS?! Are they drinking crazy juice at the McCain campaign?
9:48 Obama wants to eliminate oil dependence in ten years. That's less crazy, but it's still crazy.
9:52 Did McCain roll his eyes when Obama talked about labor leaders being assassinated? Oy vey.
9:55 McCain's talking about Hoover again. I really think he should stop making references to stuff that happened before 1990.
9:56 Obama gives a clear explication of his health care plan straight to the camera, emphasizing how it’s going to help you. He's become better at this bread-and-butter stuff over the past few months.
9:56 It’s kind of sad to see the squiggly lines dive for cover every time McCain speaks. My friend AH, watching the debate with me, remarks: 'Compared to McCain's lines the Dow is starting to look pretty good right. 1929 was a walk in the park.'
9:59 Joe the plumber comes back. Dude, women are hating this.
10:00 Whenever McCain speaks directly to the camera I want to hide behind the couch. He's in the uncanny valley. Haven't felt this way since I stopped watching Romper Room.
10:01 Obama: 'The fine is ZERO.' McCain: 'Zero?' Obama: 'Zero.' Aaawkwaaaaaaaaard. Man, McCain's looking like Michael Douglas in that scene in Falling Down where they wouldn't give him the breakfast menu.
10:03 ‘Joe, you’re rich.’ STOP TALKING ABOUT FRACKING JOE. McCain = lame. The squiggly lines agree.
10:05 I think McCain just called Obama ‘Senator Government’. That was actually kinda funny. Oh, wait, Joe returns! Drat.
10:06 Roe v Wade. McCain: No litmus test, Gang of Fourteen. Good answer but I wonder if it's inside baseball.
10:07 Obama: A 'moral issue', 'good people on both sides can disagree.' As strong and clear argument for choice as I've heard from a Presidential candidate. Aren't Dems supposed to pee themselves and run when they hear this question? Oh, yeah, the majority of voters are pro-choice. And the squigglies are lovin’ it.
10:14 Pleading for common ground, equal pay for equal work -- Obama's answer is a contrast to McCain's attempt to restart the culture wars right after making a more reasonable pro-life answer and now attacking Obama again. McCain is all over the map.
10:24 McCain answers a question about vouchers and still manages to sound like an angry crank.
10:27 Obama: 'McCain’s education reform program is only for 2000 school vouchers in DC.' McCain: 'Because it’s only 2000 we shouldn’t do it?' Then whips out his creepy old man laugh. Wow, that was awful.
10:27 McCain’s closing statement. Pretty good. Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I think he knows he’s lost. Like a Greek tragedy, really: hubris brought him down.
10:31 Funny that it's Obama who's talking about sacrifice and service and responsibility.
And we're done! McCain shakes Obama's hand very vigorously: ‘Good job! Good job! Good job!’ Yeah, he knows it's over. Reminds me of the end of that debate in The West Wing.
Watching CNN pundits. They seem to be mixed on who won it; think that because Obama was weak in the first half hour it might have been a draw. CNN pundits are on CRACK.
That's it. I'm going home.
Update: Line of the night goes to Marc Ambinder:
Tonight, we saw a McXplosion. Every single attack that Sen. McCain has ever wanted to make, he took the opportunity tonight to make. Around 30 minutes in, McCain seemed to surrender the debate to his frustrations, making it seem as if he just wanted the free television.
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